1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using the Psych Arcana website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and all applicable laws and regulations. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site.

2. Disclaimer of Warranties (The "For Entertainment Only" Clause)

The "advice" or "predictions" generated by our algorithms should not be taken as professional, medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice. Do not make life-altering decisions based on the arrangement of digital cheese or tea leaves. We are not responsible for any actions you take based on the information provided on this website.

3. Intellectual Property

The content, organization, graphics, design, compilation, magnetic translation, digital conversion, and other matters related to the Site are protected under applicable copyrights, trademarks, and other proprietary rights. "Psych Arcana", "Gastromancy", and our unique logos are trademarks of Psych Arcana. You may not copy, redistribute, use, or publish any part of the Site without our express permission.

4. User Conduct

You agree to use the site only for lawful purposes. You are prohibited from:

• Attempting to hack, destabilize, or adapt the website code.
• Using any automated means (robots, spiders) to access the site.
• Harassing the Chef or other staff via the contact form.
• Trying to eat your screen (we cannot stress this enough).

5. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall Psych Arcana be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Psych Arcana's website.

6. Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of The Void (and applicable earthly jurisdictions), and you irrevocably submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in that State or location.